Putting bread in the refrigerator is literally the worst way to store bread. Even worse than storing it in used motor oil, because the temp regime of a refrigerator causes the starch to recrystallize, which then makes your bread super shitty and stale. Freeze your bread, instead.

Trump’s base can’t even spell “Jew.”

Migrating migraines is my worst nightmare (I used to get regular migraines, not migrating ones, until I found a prophylactic medication that worked for me).

Well, once he Mary Sues it into being on the Iron Throne, I rather imagine he’ll be just fine.

What a baby.

Of the Quiz Show Van Dorens? Oh, wrong vowel.

I went on a second date, last night. We got along like gangbusters on the first and on most of the second. After our third glasses of wine (respectively), and after her card was rejected (we had already decided to go Dutch) while she was in the restroom, and I paid for everything, she asked me something along the…

In the Dany/Jon relationship, if anybody is getting a sword stuck through their heart, it ain’t gonna be Dany.

“Really, Millenials are killing democracy? That’s what’s killing democracy?”

It’s an Ivanka shirt, so it was $1.99 at the abandoned K-mart.

Costa Rica. It’s not even that far away.

I was hoping he be named something descriptive, like “Dumbass” or maybe “Shit’for’brains.” Maybe even a “Well’at’least’he’s’pretty.”

We already got that: it’s called Four Weddings and a Funeral. Oh wait, I might have gotten the backwards.

Fewer. Fewer is for amounts that are countable (like 10 comments!) where as less is for amounts that aren’t (like unspecified amounts of grammar education!).

The joke: “[a]lso, as mentioned, the Mad King wasn’t very nice to the Stark family, particularly. I mean, he rarely invited them over for High Tea.”

All he knew was that Lyanna squirted out some kid and named the little shit. Also, as mentioned, the Mad King wasn’t very nice to the Stark family, particularly. I mean, he rarely invited them over for High Tea.

I enjoyed that the person eating at Sbarro before the toxification of the world subsequently went to the dumpster and starting eat there. Burn, Sbarro, burn.

Dany: A witch gave me an IUD.

We live and we learn.