Damn, brother, that shit is tight.

Cuz I'm the revenant, y'all!
And that's French for "returned"
Cuz that's what I do!
Literally and metaphorically!
But not to be confused with the French
Tv series of the same name
Which is really quite good, boyeeeeee!

Oh, jeez… I turn 47 in 4 days. 3 days to be the best rapper in the world.

It's impressive, in a way, to claim to support someone based on Christian beliefs, when that person violates, on an average day, 7 of the 10 commandments.

Sounds like he might also be a reefer junkie, too. I'll sleep better tonight.

Upvote, accompanied by another notch increase of despair.

"…and when there was no crawdad, we ate sand."

Consider the bar, though. According to my page load, it's competing against the most beautiful interracial couples in the world, and 8 things I didn't know an onion can do.

"Mr. Kravitz, you're on in ten minutes."

What was the original question that this was his "answer" to?

Oh, that's right. MSNBC. So hard to keep the vicious, infantile bullying of our elected president straight.

It feels like the big x-factor is the Supreme Court…

Initially he increased their funding substantially, but then someone explained what "outreach" means.

Tiffany just read your comment and grabbed the phone.

It's kind of like the fake Time cover, or attacking the CNN host: impossible to believe, and yet… yeah, course. Of course.

Tonight on Late For Class!, Steve discovers he's accidentally made two dates for the same night, and asks nerdy neighbor, The Goog, for help.

Imagine 1000 people, all vaccinated. Vaccination is 99.9% effective, so it is statistically possible that one person contracts Disease X. Each of the other 999 people now have a negligible percentage chance of contracting X. Statistically speaking, the disease stops at 1.

"Mid-World is a land of contrasts."

Jabba.

So… is Lando the Pinkie Tuscadero?