That's funny - Steve Martin jumped to my mind, too, and I thought it was just so out of left field.

"Uh-huh. That's right. Who's streaming now??!! WHO'S STREAMING NOW??!! AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!"

"I have some advice for you. Good Advice: learn the meaning of irony."
"Fuck that, man. I'm busy writing a hit song!"

Iron-z smiles, adjusts tie: "Still got it…!"

When Chris Pine's character shows up I'd assume they breathed easier, knowing a man was there to show her the ropes and protect her, and then kind of stopped paying attention. Just, you know, keeping half an ear perked in case there was any bad language or implied sexuality in the WWI carnage.

"Don't do it, Jessica! We have the higher ground! Well, not morally, obviously. You've clearly got the moral high ground. We have the 'high ground' in the sense of money, power, influence and very large, fragile egos. So don't do it!"

One of which was Klingon. She was really something.

Exactly, and yet people, between this and a whole entire showing of Wonder Woman for women only, STILL act like there's some mythical "gender imbalance" in filmmaking! Insanity!

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Guess Who's Coming To Here

"No one's psyche was shattered in the name of glorifying the director's ego? Do you even know how to make a movie??"

There are some businesses you just really wish you could be present at the bank loan conversation for.

"Please! Please we just want to go home! And, well, and for you to explain what you're going for with all this. But then to go home!"

I'm having a hell of a time figuring out how MRA's can feel victimized by this and bemoan the death of America, while threatening lawsuits…

I do too - I'm not sure if you mean as people, or as subjects/victims of Gordon's editing & exploitation, but I just think his mockery of them in the film, was kind of gross. It's a tremendously entertaining film and - of course - all documentaries play with perspective to shape a dramatic arc of some sorts; but he…

They're waiting to hear from Master Blaster.

I'm just jarshing, anyway. I kid Zemeckis. I kid, because I love.

OKLAHOMA OKLAHOMA OKLAHOMA!

#FleetingMomentOfYouthWhenIWasLovedForWhoIWasRatherThanWhatICouldGiveSomeone

You know what I kept wanting in the original? Context. Context and background. Of everything. Just line after line after line and scene after scene of context and background. Any chance this remake you propose could put that in?