Things I hope Morrissey says in private:
1. How come I have so much trouble making friends?
2. Wow, I really did some awesome stuff with The Smiths, didn't I? Must have been something about that group dynamic.
3. Oh my god, that barbecue smells soooooooo gooooood….

"There's a hole in our hearts,
As big as New Delhi!
For those illiterate kids,
living where it's hotter than helly!"

Yeah, but he really redeemed himself with his charming portrayal of Jim on The Office.

Act 2's shocking twist: That Mountain Dew he's drinking is DIET!!!

"Do you find my piloting unsound?"
"I see no piloting at all."

Oh, man, they better not mess up by not including all the great, classic stuff from the original! Like the, um… the… huh… oh, jets! BrrrRRROOOWWWRRRrrrr!

"Nobody is feeding me apples! Nobody is feeding me apples!"
[someone brings goat more apples] "Here you go, little guy."
"Oh, hey. That worked out nicely."

I've got something!

Yeah, I really do think.

Hm… I think of Eyes Wide Shut, Pulp Fiction, and there were a couple Dark Knight posters (Joker "Why So Serious?" and Batman looking out over the city) that were good, though the principle poster ("Imagine a world without rules" Wha?) was lame.

It really does look like you just can't see the first name agains the building behind it.

I used to think he was saying "big league" and thought that was pathetic but also felt maybe people were being overly harsh. Then I realized what he was saying and felt sad sadder.

Pop culture referencing, pun making paramedics are the real heroes.

Uber has just offered, in exchange for certain constitutional rights, a keg of beer for each car.

The Over, The

Life Day?

You're suggesting Vietnam lasted longer than a single afternoon? Pshaw.

I was 13, and there was definitely a look shared by my friends and I of "What's happening right now?"

Yeah, this review really puts this baby in a corner.

And maybe one could be wise-cracking, one could be hot-tempered & passionate, and one could be all business and pure, disciplined focus.