That's the working title.

Have you considered writing and recording several landmark albums, becoming a divisive cultural icon of sexual intensity, being one of rock's all-time under-rated guitarists, getting increasingly eccentric, and generating an enormous vault of unreleased music? Because that might help.

There's almost certainly a Salon article that says so.

Ah, what do you know from women, ya bastards.

And I think the misogynistic element becomes especially apparent if you reverse the roles in the fantasy: you'd think the (equally objectifying) Weird Science scenario would be more desirable, but the fact that it gets rejected because of, "Wait, that means she has sexual EXPERIENCE, and KNOWLEDGE that I don't, and…

Shared cinematic universe with Island of Dr. Moreau

"Waiter, there's a child's brain in my woman!"

Judy's Wild

Trump is the Scantron Test of presidents.

Funny, you don't look Keyan.

I am incapable of hearing that at the end of the song without blurting, "Oh, fuck YOU."

I don't know: if there was a game show called "So you think you're a moronic, insane leader?" Trump and Kim Jong-Un could come down to the lightning round.

How did he feel about pants?

Andrew Jackson's vodka? Oh, yeah. Quite a kick. Left a Trail of Tears running down my face.

I don't know, a lot of people forget that before Bowling For Columbine America had a pretty serious gun-violence problem: militias, racial murders, even shootings in the schools. But since then?

I don't suppose, by any chance, maybe.. just maybe… what comes before that quote is "I remember when I was 14 and studying the Civil War in Social Studies, and it was an especially quiet class and I raised my hand and said…"?

[sadly kicks box of unsold 'that show really declined…' shirts]

"That show really declined in attempts at anything like realism and the humor got uninspired and lazy and the central character left for an impressive career in directing" never caught on either, for some reason.

"For Whom The Bell Tolls" was his thesis project when he got his M.A. in modernist lit.

Yeah, I'm usually pretty bad at making predictions, but when I saw that Screaming Trees show I had a college radio show, and a few years later a friend said he'd recorded an episode and on it I'm raving on and on about the show and say something ridiculously hyperbolic like "Trees were awesome but the opening band? …