Yeah, I can already see his furrowed brow, staring briefly into the middle distance after his family is attacked. Breathing through his teeth, maybe a single tear, and then… face tensing in determination. They just fucked with the wrong accountant.

Bruce Willis is the perfect choice for this remake, for all the wrong reasons.

Oh, they totally get jiggy with repeating personal pronouns

"Dear Kitty,
Today we sat in absolute silence for several hours as soldiers searched the house. We feared that a cough, a creaking board, anything would give us away. I am so frightened of being taken from my family, of being shipped of to a camp, or of someone taking a picture of me and putting it online."

It's the root of all heart disease, man.

It's also going to say "Semper Fidelis The Smiths" at the top.

I'm trying to decide which character I most would like to say "Those motherfuckers should burn in hell."

"Neganbraten? Never heard of it. Oh well!"

O: When we first met, I was but the learner. Now I am the master.
P: Only a master of vowels, O.

I suppose it's reasonable to wonder if he was going To Die, For it's been such a horrible year for that kind of thing.

I have, but only because I lived in Portland when he was a big (local) deal in the 90's. I remember Robin Williams came and hung out with him for a while, looking at making a film from the same book.

Preferably on a plane, laughing uproariously throughout.

Yeah, there's nothing like parent conferences to make you say, "Oh. Now I get it. I'm bumping junior's grade here up a full letter for getting by as well as he has with you two toxic meat grinders."

Gwyneth Paltrow's school costs $5,000,000 a year, but it's worth it - the school lunches are very purifying, the curriculum is chakra-based, and the school provides all materials for the required colonic class.

"What are they going to say about my records? What? Are they going to say it was a nice collection?? It was a wise collection?? It showed range? It had wisdom?! Bullshit, man!"

And, according to a New Yorker interview with someone who wrote a biography of Trump in the 90's, raped his wife, then mocked her about it.

That confused me, too. I'm sure they're there, but I can't think of any.

I hope there's a sub-plot about two guys who go to prom stag to try and score, and then get there and realize they're at - [record scratch] the gay prom??!!

I thought she was legitimately great in 40-Year-Old Virgin.

Working on bold, experimental new pronunciations of "Caribbean"