Plz shut the fuck up and stop saying words thanks

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I normally 10-2 refrain from making puns based on aggregate scores, but Bayern dropping a dime on Arsenal has simply forced my hand.

Morons. They were playing Kentucky.

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Fair enough. Re-written in American:

I bet those same kids were nowhere to be found 10 years ago. Bunch of front-runners.

“Fine, I’ll fuck you up instead”

I hope Bob Ley never dies

I was there!

Guys Ronaldo is right. Only teams with small mentality celebrate after a single game like they just won a championship.

As far as series where I had no rooting interest: Giants over Angels in 2002. Give Barry Bonds a World Series and then watch the haters try to delegitimize it.

How NYCFC and NYRB fans see themselves: