*Blares Alice Cooper's School's Out*

Oh absolutely, her and Mary Holland need to work together.

SHE IS GLORIOUS AND WE NEED TO ACKNOWLEDGE THAT!

TOTAL OWNAGE

You heard the man. Fuck the pain away!

AV CLUB NEEDS PRAISES!

CUBS WIN! CUBS WIN! CUBS WIN!

*Sarcasm machine explodes*

You mean Go Crazy?

Perhaps, but Jake & Amir always sucked

Experience? Were you banging Harry Caray?

The Dissol-oh yeah

Pull faster dammit!

We know Marv Albert did.

KrakenNiz gets a case of beer for that one.

Where did all this liquor come from?

If the pink hat division of Team Zissou is around. Then, yes.

Man, did they dive off the cliff of relevancy fast.

Woozle Wuzzle?

Back when the site had integrity, creativity, gumption. Did a half-assed instead of the quarter-ass job, now.