I mean Hong Kong got 2/3 above the fold in today’s Post:

Plus a 76 member board?!?!? Really? Fucking NASA had fewer on their council when they were trying to get to the goddamned moon.

Stewart revealed a lot more than he intended to in this Gonzo journalism garbage — mainly his stupidity and terrible reporting skills.

This stupid fucking Stewart column is the epitome of burying the lede. If your interview subject WANTS to talk about his crimes - the thing that he is most notorious for - why the FUCK would you keep veering away? Even if it’s just on background and you feel queasy about violating that agreement (which, please)...…

I would actually kind of love it if this became the “Al Capone tax evasion” of the Trump administration. If manage to dodge all the accusations of obstruction but end up in prison for throwing a shitty, expensive party, it would have a certain poetic grace.

IIRC, courts can invalidate NDAs and they cannot be used to conceal illegal behavior. It’s time to spill your guts, Ms. Wolkoff.

i can’t hate Be Best too much since it gave me the best new work meme in ages. when someone is wasting time/useless:

Thank you for this article. It brings to mind Sinead O’Connor’s public outcry over what was happening in Ireland and abuse - and now we know deaths- of thousands of newborns and wee children right in front of the so called blind eyes of the government in collusion with the Catholic Church.

I mean, yes, the hog guy was sort of right—there are large packs of feral hogs that will fuck you up here and across the globe. But do you need to shoot them with machine guns? No, just make a loud noise and watch them scatter.

I looked up “pack of feral hogs,” and have learned that it can be referred to as a Sounder of Swine, which is both wonderful to say, and may be my next band’s name.

It’s adorable when people think their love life is too complex to grasp. Humans have been at this thing in every single permutation for centuries. We are all still stumped. The reasons for this split are just as mundane as Jane Nobody’s failed marriage. Have a stadium of seats Ms. Cyrus.

I think Emily is pointing out that Miley’s marriage isn’t anything special because people, Dietrich in particular, have been living in different arrangements while married since forever. Miley’s interpretation of her own marriage being beyond our comprehension is silly.

What’s Dietrich got to do with it? Marlene stayed married to her husband Rudi for 50 years, though after just two years,their relationship became more like brother and sister; she bought a California ranch for Rudi and his mistress (that word trivializes the woman who was really his 2nd wife) and she had a series of…

These two are just exhausting. My prediction is that they will make up/ break up at least 2 more times, Liam will marry a non-industry woman and have loads of kids. Miley will have lots of antics and be basic “edgy”. Both will cheat on their partners. The rest of the world will be increasingly disinterested.

From one pasty person to all the other pasties: anytime you are about to say, ”I’m not a racist, but...” just don’t. Close your piehole. I can guarantee *anything* that comes after that ”but” will be racist, and I will not hesitate to call you out for it.

Even up here in Minnesota, where we never had the plantation system, things have been changing. I got to chaperone a school trip to Fort Snelling, and the tour was very different from what I remembered as a child. Some was the same, like the crowd-pleasing artillery and blacksmithing demos, but they’d added a few new…

I was in Virginia several years ago, and I was told to go to the “slave market” downtown, because it was such an amazing historical site - and there was a Starbucks nearby. It was horrifying. Very little context - just an area where slaves were apparently chained up and auctioned off, surrounded by restaurants and the…

A few years ago I visited a plantation that I had been to on a school field trip when I lived in the area. I was already acquainted with it’s history and mostly wanted to check out some architectural features that child-me wouldn’t have appreciated.

I lived in Atlanta for a bit and worked with a car dealership heiress whose family owned and lived on a plantation. When the 8-person over-the-cubicle discussion rang out about how beautiful it must be...I asked if she heard the screams and moans from the cemetery. She actually got up to come confront me saying her…

Somebody mad about the truth about American history?