Just a correction—this was not a made-for-TV movie. The mere fact that a theatrical trailer is embedded in the article should make that obvious.

Emma Stone IS Ana Ng!

I was going to do the "Could be a pip, could be a pip" bit, but I thought I'd be more obvious.

Beery! A boxing picture! Whaddaya need, a road map?

That was my Moment Of Squee for the day, as well.

And the Silly Little Show-Biz Book Club.

It came at the end of the Mitchell Froom era, so maybe that had something to do with it. A lot of people (myself included) were underwhelmed by Mirror Blue.

I think You? Me? Us? is by far his most underrated album. I love every single track on it, and I don't know why it isn't considered a classic.

S: Sunnyvista.

I heard him do a couple live versions of Psycho Street when it was still a work in progress, and the verses were even crazier than the finished version.

Sad admission: Whenever my brother and I talk on the phone, we say goodbye with a random MASH quote. It started with both of us saying "Abyssinia" or "goom bye", turned into Radar's "Why don't you crawl back inside your bottle and pickle yourself?" speech, then just kind of grew. I don't even understand it myself.

I'm agnostic, but I've actually been praying for it to return. The fact that it's back means I have some serious theological questions to wrestle with.

Awareness is silly, but I should point out that my girlfriend has myotonic dystrophy, and the MDA has paid for literally all of her medical treatments, so they're pretty okay in my book.

And sadly, Conan The Destroyer

If all he'd ever done was Aku and Iroh, Mako would be one of my favorite actors ever. Sadly, aside from those roles, I know him best as one of the many Asian-American actors who would turn up as different characters on episodes of MASH.

No, you're thinking of recent Woody Allen.

What do you want—wicker?

Talia Shire as Adrian! George Hamilton as Gay Zorro! And, I dunno, maybe Joe Dante directing.

And if Pacino had played a Michael Corleone as interesting as the one in the other two movies, they might've had something.

He didn't play Guido Sarducci in his performance in Godfather III…but the movie would have been more interesting if he had.