Obviously us Canadians are running the place now.

“NOPE NOPE NOPE CAN’T BE IN TWO PLACES AT ONCE.”

Flat-Earthers are out in full force lately, and it’s absolutely adorable.

*clicks alert*

Greatest story ever written.

True story:

I started playing Earthbound while my partner at the time finished herself off.

It’s not after-sex if your partner didn’t even get off lol

They call it synthetic because they’re allowed too.

You can blame the marketers and lawyers.

“FOUND AFTER SWALLOWING 1/2 PACK OF GUM IN ROOM AT HOME, EMPTY WRAPPERS EVERYWHERE”

“SWALLOWED A PEN BECAUSE NO ONE PAID ATTENTION TO HIM”

Also, the focus on initial quality instead of the 3-year reliability score bothers me: I get why an automaker wants to look at initial quality: It’s a proxy for “how many cars leave the factory with a problem,” and you get the data for the current model, but for the most part, I’d say 90 days tells you if a car was…

I for one welcome our new JD Power overlord.

You want the truth?

I’m supposed to take advice from someone that has an almost full bottle of Glenfidditch and an empty bottle of Jack Daniels Honey?

I’m supposed to take advice from someone that has an almost full bottle of Glenfidditch and an empty bottle of Jack…

Changing just one letter in that title gives it a whole new meaning...

You do realize at the end of the article they so its ok and wont really hurt you...you did read that right???