@EdFinnerty: Gaaahhhh, we're on Jalopnik 5.0 yet still don't have an edit button.

This is a fine example shows the superiority of the curvaceous of vintage models compared to the hard edges and sharp creases in style today.

@BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ - thankfully surrounded by pretty girls: Yea, but those rugs really tie the room together.

Crack pipe!

@six: Don't forget about the way that Midwestern Wife will lovingly caress your man-boob.

@Scrubcakes: I'm wearing mine right now. I got a resale-value beige.

@RB26Skyline: Please, let me direct you to the Jalopnik Department of Cotomer Sevis: [jalopnik.com]

@v8corvairpickup: 1.9 L four cylinder making 49 horses. Well, at least when new. [www.citroenet.org.uk]

@layabout: That was a translation of the text on the linked page. The quotations and the word translation in the post kinda gave it away.

Could I interest anyone in a coffin nose?

@layabout: Crap, I mistakenly posted a FotN picture in the picture gallery. I must need more coffee.

@petersterncan: Don't forget the mid-engined 356 prototype. Thats got to put a dent in the Porsche must be rear-engined argument.

I would have Triple T, Terrible Terry Tate, deliver the news.

@P161911: The accountants were probably the ones that decided to use the cheapest interior plastics possible. You're definitely correct about engineers and firearms though.

@Deartháir: An explanation of why the Prius must be on Jalopnik: [jalopnik.com]

@SeanKHotay: Joe Dirt's a Mopar man, thru an' thru.

Yesterday I caught a nice green 2002 DOTS parked in front of a building with a sign reading "Rapid HIV Testing." I didn't bother with the camera to save the owner the indignity of having his car caught in such an unfortunate parking spot. I did once see a pussymagnet yellow Aston Martin in the same spot. If only I…

@elwood: Well, people always tell me the best thing to do when you see some trouble happenin' is to call 9-1-1. I say its quicker and better to call 3-5-7.

Despite their lack of cool, minivans have served my friends and I well on weekend road trip tailgating adventures. Last time was an electric blue Dodge Caravan, rented of course. What a piece of shit.

It handles well, it accelerates like nothing else and has red shells. Can you compete with a red shell?