Brew your own beer.

@EdFinnerty: Uhh, forgot the link.

Now, Michael, have any good ideas on how to amortize the cost on a billion-dollar investment in now-idled truck plants?

@elargentino: As the great Jalop, Davey G. Johnson, once said:

What you missed while stumbling across new pictures of Big Daddy Drew.

What in the world posseses someone to do that to a K-series IHC pickup? Which drugs must you take to completely fuck up one of the best looking trucks ever made? [jalopnik.com]

@DannyBN: I prefer to blame bucket seats (see Reason 1).

Also Consider:

@P161911: Don't forget to plow under a few greens and fairways while you're there.

"Doris Burke knows her shit."

@Bentos, Der Frischmacher!: I'm mostly concerned by the khakis and white shoes*. Did he just come from the country club?

I would expect nothing less from a country where peeing on a church is perfectly acceptable and whose most famous piece of art is the Mannekin Pis.

@staaave: @Mazda-Eric-with-1cup-arugula: @Dr.Danger's got it all: My money is on North Attleboro, well known haven for goth druggies.

How is the Nomad in 5th and falling? What is wrong with you people? Have you all gone sane?

@dolo54: "Is there a Ralph's near here?"

@mechimike: I average 30 MPG in my 2.3 L Mazda3 with 75/25 hwy/city mix and I don't drive slow. I suspect what you've heard is from people that fail to understand how they drive affects mileage numbers.

2.0L Mazda3 MSRPs at $13,895 with a manual is one heckuva good deal. Too bad you can't get the hatch for under $15k

How about a Claude Lelouch inspired course. That ought to make for an interesting race.

@pferde_schwanz: You lucky, lucky man. Does she likes wagons too?

@Hustler of Culture: I can offer you $37.50, a case of homebrew, and some pocket lint.