Yeah, I thought the abuse scene was going to be where he pawns off mediocre headphones for $300.

Well, it’s good that recognize the true enemy: white liberal progressives. Keep fighting that good fight against them!

“Sanders wasn’t really seen as all that serious a candidate until Black Lives Matter blew him up”

One of the group’s leaders is a white guy who claimed to be black but got outed. I don’t even have a joke here.

“The protest was an unqualified success for everyone involved.”

Two things wrong with this post. Calling Balotelli your favorite footballer (he’s amusing as hell, but your favorite footballer?!) and saying Brendan Rodgers has nothing to lose. He has everything to lose, as he’s been absolutely dreadful for the past 14 months as a manager.

Better writer than Drew Magary. I mean, the imagery that this guy creates! Red clay dirt! I feel like I’m back in the country!

These two should get a room.

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ah, yes, the ol’ comment without watching the actual video post.

They should have fielded a team of dogs instead.

James Harrison is not impressed.

I mean, seriously, I would love to see a codified rule in the bible (or whatever) of softball that specifically, or even generally, prohibits this. I hereby invoke Habeas corpus.

That guy keeping Sabathia away from the fight and shoving him into a car deserves a bonus of some sort. Every athlete’s entourage needs a guy like that.