Also a great How Did This Get made episode

You aren’t an asshole. North Dallas Forty did touch on this.

Oh, honey. You are so, so, SO lucky to never had had that manager who would willingly flush you down a toilet to please an asshole customer who is throwing the right flavor of shitfit. Rules don’t matter. Manager’s word is law.

I’m going to go ahead and assume you’ve never worked a customer service job before.

Is it safe to assume you haven’t had the joy of working retail...?

you beautiful, naive land mermaid.

This must be an older form. I don’t see the “You failed to disclose that when you hit your wife, it was recorded on a closed circuit television.”

A word of warning: 99% of copies of that CD available to purchase online are bootlegs, if you are interested a genuine copy then Amazon and eBay are the last places I would look. I bought a copy many years ago and found out that it was fake. After some digging, I found out about a company called Miya Records who are…