I . . . saw that. But I gotta second the "can we not" on this one.

Yeah, I trust Xandy to be generally cool, but I'm really fucking confused here.

I'LL TAKE IT!

If it's the one I'm thinking of, it ran in The Guardian.

Breitbart? I mean, I'm the devil, but that site is THE DEVIL - devil

Cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel, obviously.

Good thing the n word tape is waiting in the wings!

I think we all know he's doing a shit ton of cannabis and watching Adventure Time. That's not exactly a great mystery.

True Story:

He was talking about Melania.

Also, your reunion situation sounds like it sucks too :(

I usually have a pretty high tolerance for racism, and I get along with most of my family pretty well. But I just know that this year is going to be all about my conservative relatives gloating over Trump . . . and I could deal with that if I wanted to. But to quote Rick . . . "why the fuck would I do that?".

Also . . . she looks and talks exactly like Dolores Umbridge. The same simpering tone and waaaaay too frilly clothes.

Better than sinking when the gales of November come early. You know - because more sex with hot Irish people.

Well, can we compromise and agree that this week's shit was double fucked already?

Well, our big once-every-decade family reunion is this year. All my relatives are super gung-ho about it, and they don't seem to understand why I don't want to go (even my relatives who aren't doing so great managed to scrape together the money). This issue is that there's a new entrant into our family who's pretty…

Ew, no. I have standards.

Oh my God, we had our air conditioning go out too! Fortunately, the repairman was cool and did an emergency visit. Sorry that happened to you, though.

Oh, was this SHIT ALREADY FUCKED?

Louisville Cartoonists Society? I had to google it - since I'm pretty sure that the Littoral Combat Ship doesn't host Drink and Draws!