So no FUCK THIS SHIT THREAD?

Fuck. That. Noise.

I just graduated college, and one of my friend's mom gave me a bottle of Green Spot as a graduation present. So I'm savoring that (somehow things given as graduation presents are made better just by being graduation presents - not that a whisky as good as Green Spot needs the assist!)

I'm reading Omoo, by Herman Melville. It's really enjoyable; his earlier work leans more to the adventurous side than the humorous side. It not better or worse, but it's interesting to see a different side of him. Also, my copy is just plain beautiful, and that always makes the reading experience better (it's a…

Yeah, we've reach that state where it's too hot for non-Maryland people, but all the locals are still comfortable.

I've just accepted a position in a Master's program and I'm moving to Dublin! I'm gonna sleep with all the cute Irish redheads.

Obama was on social media (I followed him though it was probably mostly his staffers). But the fact that people might not know that speaks volumes about the differences between these Presidents.

Depends. Do we count the otherwise intelligent people who can't be bothered to vote because "both parties are bad"?

Yeah, I'm gonna need some explanation on this one.

This is all I'm going off from.

I thought she's already turned it down?

I think that Spicer loves the press, but he's a bit of a masochist so he enjoys when they cause him public suffering.

An interesting combination: the most risk-averse, bland and inoffensive public figure in America teams up with a man whose immediate first move when put under pressure is to try defending Adolf Hitler.

Yeah, I noticed. I'm hoping to get a tenured University position - you can start laughing now.

My gay agenda mostly involves bourbon and flannet.

So Joe Arpaio? Yeah, that checks out.

Wait . . . you're an archaeologist? I'm an archaeologist! How did I just find this out now?

Maryland is a tick magnet too. Funny how a State which was mostly swamplands would have so many goddamn insects.

Hulk SMASH - his cousin's pussy.

Ironically, the right nipple ring is the one that was left.