That sounds wonderful! It's fortunate that you have the opportunity to travel so much. I'm still in school, but when money is less of a problem it's definitely something that I want to do a lot of too.

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When I think of country-fried steak - it usually means chicken fried steak without the chicken. That's probably super regional, though.

Back in the day chicken-fried ____ used to mean that you reserved the oil you used to make fried chicken the night before and reused it in the morning. That's why it's always served as breakfast, and why it's considered a working person's food. Nowadays, though, most of the time people just throw a few chicken…

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Some of the purebred working dogs are fine, but any breed that was bred for show is gonna be a problem.

I mean, chicken fried means that you use oil with chicken bouillon in it, right? So you could do that.

That . . . actually sound kinda good. No, seriously.

Fair enough. India and West Africa do some fairly good stews. My Indian relatives always used to tell me, "Meat should either be cooked eight minutes or eight hours. Nothing in between"

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I think he was assuming that all the European NATO countries share budgetary appropriations or something. I've actually heard people say that a couple times before (even though it's obviously wrong). I think it has to do with people confusing NATO with the European Union. But the European Union doesn't have a…

I'm a Hindu and I eat steak. Because steak (gets struck down by bolt of lightning).

Not to cause any conflict here, but the Western Wall is a pretty legitimate issue. Arguably the Western Wall isn't part of Israel, unless you think the territories seized during the Six Days War were a legitimate annexation. I guess I don't see how you could justify Israeli control over the Western Wall without also…

Apache? I don't know, that sounds pretty ethnic to me. I've about had it with all these Apache foreigners coming to America and taking our jobs.

Counterargument: People need caffeine because they have a shit-ton of work to do, and they don't like coffee (he says, while frantically working on a final and guzzling coffee)

This is America. Speak American.

You know, I really like ketchup, but I don't like it with most of the things that it traditionally goes on. Like, tartness and red meat? WHY? But ketchup and fries is amazing.

My Indian half of the family downright refuses to eat food that is even remotely raw. Actually, there's an ongoing theory among some Indian people I know that the real reason why Hindus won't eat beef is because you couldn't safely eat raw food in India until recently, and beef tastes terrible overcooked.

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