What confuses me about that metaphor is that we have a word for hurricanes that only hit a single building. They're called tornadoes. Like, I guess it doesn't detract from anything, but it just doesn't make sense.

Well, he worked at Fox News. Regular exposure to crazy has been shown to boost fact-immunity. Sorta like how you can only get Chicken Pox once?

Flash-forward to twelve months later. Everyone has dicks for noses, all TV has been replaced by Community, and President Kanye has just delivered a State of the Union that was ninety minutes of silence followed by "OF COCK!!!!!!!"

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OF COCK!

Not only do I think he was capable of registering his guilt, but I believe he was in fact required by court to do so.

If our hatred could do this, then he would have died a long time ago.

Description of Steve Bannon.

Let's take a moment to appreciate that alien's penis design.

He doesn't even apologize for letting Trump on and not challenging any of the appalling things he said. He just apologized for now responding to the people who criticized him for it.

Robert Jordan wasn't necessarily the most culturally well-versed of authors, so the accuracy of his portrayal is questionable, but the nations in The Wheel of Time reflect civilizations from all over the world. And to his credit, he portrays them all on more or less equal footing, in that there isn't an obvious…

Okay, but this shit has been going on since the rise of the Tea Party. Heck, that's what we were saying about Ted Cruz, and now he's considered the establishment wing of the party. I'm not saying that the Republicans aren't completely dysfunctional, but impeachment ain't happening anytime soon.

I'm only 60% confident that this is sarcasm.

the one thing that the GOP cannot defend

Hmmm. Even with Viagra, I think it's the semi-flaccid way at best.

You know, I've always known that (some) white people thought us minorities were icky. But I still can't believe people thought this would be worth getting away with a little bit of racism. I mean, goddamn, y'all motherfuckers really goddamn hate us.

One of my friends who supports Trump actually told me that he doesn't consider Woodward or Bernstein to be good reporters, because they worked for the Washington Post.

Insert phrase about liberal tears.

Well, the one who at least seems a little bit ashamed about selling this country downriver.

Gives show a dismissive look - "That's all".

Ben Wyatt costarring with Doug Judy? Yes please!