You misspelled 'drank'.

No, that's a masochist.

Yeah, based on this site's demographics, I don't think you need to explain what a power bottom is.

Wait. There are Trump people who appear on networks that aren't Fox?

Don't worry, I'm set to make a full recovery! The advantage of having this happen when I'm so young is that the bounce-back is much easier.

In fairness, that's probably only 50% your ruling party and 50% Corbyn. It's not like we . . . dammit.

I love tentacle based cinema as well, though I think the child actors might be a problem for what I have in mind.

Spoiler Alert: the things will be stranger

In my defense, my spine gave out a couple years ago and I've needed major reconstructive surgery since then. So I feel like I'm an honorary old person.

1) Okay. Unfortunately it's a very stressful time in my life.
2) They should make me laugh
3) I'm gonna tentatively say an 8. I'm really good at staying calm and being personable in confrontational situations (been doing political canvassing since I was 9!) but I'm not sure if that's the same as tolerance
4) Either…

At the Woman's March, I saw a really old lady in a wheelchair with a sign that said "And now you've pissed off Nana".

Actually, I'm working on a new diet plan too, which is going okay but still giving me trouble. Do you think you could share what you're doing? I'd really appreciate it.

I really hope that she gets appointed Attorney General by Kamala Harris in 2020.

I'm 23 and I already feel old (ducks rotten fruit).

My sister got "bit" by our dog, and needed stitches, but it didn't end up involving anything beyond the emergency room visit. No paperwork or anythings.

Then why do their schools need guns? Bet you never thought of that.

He has great talent for entertainment optics, but that's not the same skill as inspiring confidence in stable governance.

Oh, whoops. Obviously I don't know much about Brazilian politics (which is unfortunate - I'd like to be more internationally minded), but I'm glad to have learned something today!

Also, if Democrats have the House, they'll effectively Benghazi Trump. Hold hearing after hearing on the Russia thing until it's the only thing in the news.

In fairness, people who complained about Benghazi aren't usually known for their spelling in general.