Okay, I can see where you're coming from, and you have some legitimate points, but 'cocksucker' is not on the same level as the n-word. It's not even close. I mean, I actually felt really angry when I read this comment, and I usually am not the type of person to get worked up over whether or not people are using the…

Actually, no, he said nothing of the sort in the 2010 State of the Union. That quote comes from a press conference on November 29th, or three weeks after the election in which the Republicans picked up 63 seats in the House. And I happen to disagree pretty strongly with it, but let's not pretend that it's unusual…

I mean, he pretty clearly became a 'deficit hawk' after the Republicans swept into power and refused to pass any spending bill that didn't have enormous cuts. Didn't stop Obama from trying to pass major infrastructure bills, but they didn't go through. I'm not sure what else he could have done about that short of…

Didn't he donate all of that money to the City of Chicago, though?

Just sayin' . . . there are certain parts of #4's body that don't look white.

Oh my Gosh, same. Thanks to this comment, I went back and reread the original joke.

On the internet, everyone talks like Chandler.

Oh. You're "that guy" from my Comm200 class.

Oh, my sweet summer child.

Hmmmm. I mean, cloned Hitler says that he wants to exterminate all the lesser races, but is that just another campaign promise? I say we violently overthrow the government and throw the minorities in the ovens ourselves!

I mean, one of y'all tried to run me over with a car after the election. And you seem to have a weird boner over camping out in the desert for two weeks and playing 'toy soldier' just so you can pretend to kill Mexicans. Or parading around with assault rifles.

I mean, he hasn't backed down on praising Jackson yet, so I think this portrayal is wildly charitable at best.

You're Latina, right? That's like the blacks of Arizona. Do you want to set up the meeting?

Yeah, that's always been kinda sketchy in my eyes. I mean, if anything, he's the one who ripped the top off, so . . .

Wait, does that 'love' include brown people? Because this whole 'equality' thing sounds pretty political to me.

Apparently she has to go prevent the Civil War.

Wait. You just realized that?

Dude, he arbitrarily brought up the Civil War himself. Then he asked an open question about why the Civil War happened. Not building to a point; just insinuating that nobody knows. Really, the words were, "People don't ask that question, but why was there the civil war?" And then he said that Andrew Jackson was…

. . . the Koreans invented movable type.

From the right? Oh, dear lord, that terrifies me.