Colored People? Quick! Someone call VICEO!

I don't know. Jefferson Sessions seems pretty intent on solving the negro problem.

Jill Stein eats only organic, farm-raised babies that WON'T give you Autism.

Cool! Anyplace in particular you'd want to go?

Hmmm. Well, then tentatively I guess I'll defer to the May 19th plans. But if anybody is available for next week, give me a heads up. Maybe just three or four of us can get together and hang out a little bit.

Let me guess. Jeremy Corbyn will run on a platform of teaching dialectical materialism to coal miners and badmouth the EU at every turn. Then when his party disintegrates in the election, Theresa May will claim that it's a popular mandate for Brexit. And then the world will explode from terribleness.

Yeah, I feel like his part was cut back. I mean, in the studio materials it says he's one of the townsfolk who tells stories about their history, and he literally never does that once. Clearly the role was supposed to be bigger.

That would indeed work. Though that's at least three weeks away. Maybe we could slip in another get together next week?

Um, oh shit. I didn't realize planning would be involved. How about next Thursday?

and will use these skills to infiltrate and destroy the white supremacist segment of the Republican party

Well, I'm finally starting to see some of the weight from when I was paralyzed disappear. So that buoys my spirits a little bit. Also, I'm graduating this semester. FREEDOM!

I reread Station Eleven recently. Continues to be an amazing book. Now I'm about to start A Fisherman of the Inland Sea, which is one of the few Le Guins I haven't read yet.

I just watched Kubo and the Two Strings. It was phenominal. One of the best animated works I've ever seen. Also, Kubo is adorable and I want to huggle him.

Yeah, I haven't been aware of one since Comet Ping Pong. I figured that just anybody can propose them, so I hope I'm not breaking protocol or something.

That's the most stupid thing I've ever heard.

Figures he'd be a State representative. You know, the problem with federalism is that the bar to be a state legislator is absurdly low. Unlike the bar to be a Congressman, which is only middling low.

I . . . don't even know what that is. Do I want to know what that is?

Last Friday (my cheat day!) I made pasta in a white wine sauce! It was basically a bechamel sauce with tons of garlic, and then I added a cup of white wine and reduced. Creamy and delicious!

DC Meetup Thread

Okay . . . so now I'm leaning towards not-a-thing.