Don't worry. Trump has an entire week to do things that will replenish our supply, and that's more than enough time.

Counterpoint: I can really really REALLY use some catharsis right now.

Wait . . . is this a thing?

Yeah, it was time for Community to die, anyways.

Listen. They're welcome to exist, but on the same continent as me? Without a cordon of thermonuclear tipped landmines between us? Yeah, that's asking for too much.

And Kamala Harris. Our nation's sexiest future President.

No, because:
Genocide=meh

Thomas Jefferson was famously in the pocket of big whale blubber.

You just became my favorite person of today! I'm gonna give you all the imaginary cookies.

As it happens, I'm an anthropologist, so I'm pretty familiar with the relationship between the fields!
(also, thank you for knowing that we exist, seriously, that's pretty cool). Let me put it this way, there's nothing about sociology that makes it explicitly incongruous with republican beliefs, but sociologists…

Noping is when you nope nope nope nope nope.

Rusty hacksaws are technically made up of chemicals.

He's already had at least one Watergate scale disaster, in terms of significance and media coverage. Which is to say Russia.

The Jewish thing especially confuses me. Does nobody else have those old conservative Jewish people friended on Facebook who do nothing but rant about Muslims and Black people all day?

Yeah, a couple of people were complaining about the Easter tweet she sent out, but I've seen from several news organizations that it was a hoax social media account. But she said she voted for her dad, and that she's a lifelong republican. How can you do that with a degree in sociology of all things?

That would be the day we discovered whether or not being black is an impeachable offense.

I thought that was Christie's job!

I feel like ratings are one of the few things that he actually does understand, though. More likely that he's doubly insecure about his television ratings because it's one of his failures that he can actually comprehend, so he works twice as hard to lie through his teeth about it.

I couldn't possibly vote May. Or even for a generic Tory. But there's a chance my vote would be recorded for May after my tears over having to vote shudders Corbyn short circuit the voting machines.

Are you kidding? SeaWorld rewarded him for discovering a whole new form of cruelty towards marine wildlife.