More convincing handshake: Leitch or Daulerio on drugs?

Soggy bun? No thank you!

Deadspin Junior is where Santonio Holmes told Brett Favre his expose should have been.

Im currently on the john, asking you a question and watching a football press conference from the laptop. So I guess my question is, should I put bbq or bleu cheese on my bacon cheeseburger for lunch?

If movie stereotypes count for anything, and they should, then you gotta believe that some Southern sheriff would enjoy kicking Jordan Jefferson to the curb. Wait, I mean on the curb.

Call Madame Tussauds for a replica Iowa Trophy Wife.

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Todd Haley recreated the look he gave Josh McDaniels last year after the show though and said "Yo, Jeezy I asked for Headstrong by Trapt all night, learn it or don't come back to my digs."

Touchdown Jesus: 1 Jesus: 0

YOU'LL BE FLABBERGHASTED BY WHAT COMES OUT!

Way to go pro-choicers! Now how the hell do we know who received Sean Taylor's dog tags???

Shoulda been you, Duke basketball.

I'll tell you who it wasn't: Santana Moss. Because we all know the big coverup here is he was so fast on the field that so was his seed creating Sinorice while daddy was yet an infant.

Sean Taylor's $26,000 diamond plated dog tags is my second. First has to be McGahee going Big Willie Style flying his girlfriend and another girl to the Heisman ceremony.

It's refreshing to finally see a female athlete on camera who didn't try to turn it into her own personal Love and Basketball

Now bring science into the equation, fuse them together and create Lounie to battle hecklers across the globe!

you've got to accomodate those who are name-on-the-back guys

She was hitting on Rodgers and it makes perfect sense once you uncover the fact that she spent a day at Disneyland to feel like a princess.

I haven't yet, but will when the gameshows start up. I watched an embarrassing amount of their old GaS (games and sports) network when it was still offered while in high school and college. Rankings wise I'd go: