I'll promote based on a mutual appreciation of her and you weren't a creep about it.

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Muser's explosion burns wouldn't have been so bad, but he was notorious for giving handjobs in return for siphoning gas during the '73 Oil Crisis. South Side pimps favored Tony, going as far to say that whitey had the smoothest palms in the Midwest and could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. By the time he left…

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Nice.

Crazy Schmit and Razor Shines would've made a great 1980's Buddy Cop tandem. After Schmit stopped whipping him for faulty seams in his uniform that is.

Awesome. +1

Steve Bilko is from my small hometown city. His number is retired on the high school baseball field. When you walk into one of the dozen corner bars roughly serving 98% of the adult population who happen to be raging alcoholics they talk your ear off while sipping Polish Blackberry Brandy. They said he was famous for…

He's just in Boston for the teabag party.

I think the comments also declined in quality since lauren_jo left. Her girly approach to comment raised the need to be funny. Without a girl we let ourselves go. So something had to save us. I bet she was behind this all.

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Fuckin' Nazis. SMH.

"Okay, guys you ready? Just pretend you actually finished in third place for the smile. And 3..2..1.."

Good luck pulling him away from Twitter and his pretend Jesus account.

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Not ashamed to admit I have no clue what he was shooting for there. Hopefully he reads this and clarifies.

I'd bump it up to 50/50. Some of the stuff is legitimately funny when you first see it on SNL or the Internet. Then as every single Internet video wears out so do they. But there is an added annoyance with white girls/guys in city bars singing it over and over. Like the old Carlin bit with white girls saying "sister"…

I like Clue's theory that it was an inside job all along. There just has to be more to it than this!

Yup, lets call this picture Three and Out.

S-E-C! S-E-C! S-E-C!