Things would get better for Mets fans quicker by using plastic.

•LA Times Sports Editor: "Isn't it your lunchtime? Why are you always leaning over my shoulder? I'm still churning out the hits. Aren't you hungry?"

Problem avoided.

Soundtrack DUAN:

You can not hallucinate?

A manatee piggieback on Kirstie Alley. Hallucinations count right?

Meanwhile the MDMA is continuing the actions of Amanda Hugandkiss.

I quit trying to upload. Here! [www.google.com]

Bet you can't eat just one!

Try Old Bay and butter if it is available. You won't regret it.

Selig doesn't keep meals in a fridge, but he does sleep in a casket.

This was exceptional in every way.

Yeah after the other guy grilled him at the Ball Park.

Going with the theory A + B = C, we see that nobody (A) can play a regular season game or (B) win a regular season game until (C) the Redskins win the offseason.

Ha!

How is he going to corner the shoe market? Those kids spend 14 hours a day looking at Nike signs.

Cousins didn't jump to the NBA. He stomped, cried and pouted his way there.

Does it have to be from those five? Can we do others?

There was a ritual sacrifice. Tons of I-E booted (5). And a killer game of Parcheesi.