How do new commenters get approved? Can they? It's like a race to stay alive the longest to see who can be the last commenter ever. I'm coming for you, Lionel Osbourne!
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Oh, but what about YOUUUUUU, you precious snowflakes of the online underworld.
@UweBollocks: Tomorrow on Late Night: Aaron Rodgers!
They knew there was a 50% chance the Packers were going to win. How could they not spring for a mini-wrestling ring to go with Rodgers belt?
@UweBollocks: They dropped the charges?
What? Was Haddaway unavailable?
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@EddieSuttons SouthernComfort: Favorite Super Bowl commercial ever guys?
Just updated my Facebook status while driving in my new Chevy. "I love Doritos and Coke" it says. Got a fresh case of Bud Light to drink while updating my resume on CareerBuilder.com. Movie to watch list now includes Fast Fiveand Super 8. I'm not going to be trying Pepsi Max anytime soon though. That ad had no effect…
Jerome Bettis is from Detroit.
The screw job was in on the Puppy Bowl. How did Big Red not win the MVP? Total bullshit.
@Lionel Osbourne: Really? On Super Bowl Sunday?
@vodkanaut: I like where both of your heads are at. Locally I've got North Carolina vs Florida State. Tar Heels are back on the rise so it's about time to start paying close attention to them.
@ClubberHarang: Practice good grammar, try being creative and original. Most importantly be funny. That's really it. Don't publish dumb hate jokes (sexism, racism, and the like) and you'll be fine.
@3rd-StringArmchairQB: Louis CK, Jim Gaffigan, Jim Norton to name a few.
@RED-HEADED STEPCHILD: "This hurts me more than it hurts you!"
@ClubberHarang: I never approve people in DUAN, but this was funny. Please don't make me regret this.
@PolkPanther: I was thinking Hamburglar, to each their own.
@PolkPanther: +1 rarely well executed joke subject
@Gary Oakland Athletics: Gotta be UweBollocks. Can't believe he hasn't caught on to the inside joke nobody actually thinks he is funny.
The first work of art is called Le Snookie for being symbolic of dragging your balls through dirt.