@92BuickLeSabre: I spent a year at OK State and lived on the same dorm floor with people from Sand Springs. Everyone else said they were like the people from The Hills Have Eyes and I've never seen anything to disprove this.

@CalvinandJahv:

Sidekick DUAN:

@Donnie_Iris: Q-Lazzarus, easily. True story: a good friend of mine had that as his ringtone for the longest time after we saw Clerks II. He felt it was hilarious to imitate the dance, drunk, clothed, and he is a bit chubby. By accident he left it on at a viewing/wake. Most awkward fifteen seconds of my life. After…

Stripes are slimming! This bitch is at the wrong game!

The only history the white headband kid can claim to be his are the gravy-soaked textbooks he snacks on.

@Always Winning: Amazing +1

Oh man, Deadspin's old guard of commenters will love Hoke. He talks like Will writes.

"You know, I was probably only a home state away from Presidency."

@norbizness: Damn, didn't mean to step on toes.

You definitely have to make sure you are on top of things.

In further comparison, both coalminers and athletes must unite under unfair conditions to file soot for protection, and in hopes of winning, must anthracite expert sources to fight for their rights.

"Skeet cat a doo bow EEEEWOWWWWWW!"

Man is good!

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: +1

@FarmRaised: +1

Play nice.

@Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: +1

@Tulos_Mullet: Good call, he should see below at Doug D's Only Fan to see how to make this joke.

Kel- T-E-C!!