Well, in general, it's a very shitty thing to happen. I know the "can't we call get along" thing is cliche, so let's go with "can't we all not be terrible people?"

Damn that HitlerDBag.

The tan was a bit odd.

Hey Husserl. What happened? Are you allowed to divulge who it was, or is it best not to name names? I've only had time for very minimal posting there, so I'm very much out of the loop.

It's merely a ruse. It's really a flask of withholding. He won't part with it.

Which one smells? Your sister or her baby? Both?

FOOD THREAD

I can't tell which of those this comment falls under. Such is the mark of a great writer.

That's stone cold, dude.

Bubbles, I'd like to buy that rock.

I can't wait until the movie comes out, so I can state that Darabont's first draft was so much better.

I have a dream. That one day all holes will be indistinguishable from each other, no matter the color, size, or texture.

Oh, I'm aware. I just like the image of you stomping on something. Like a child throwing a tantrum.

That time doesn't keep accumulating if she's dead. And are you just keeping the bones lying around, or are they buried somewhere?

So much pomp. So much circumstance.

Having your kid fall out a window?

Did your college have a strict "no dating" policy?

Olympus Has Fallen III: Who Is John Galt?
I'm just going to start adding that one to everything now.

eep. good luck. I guess it doesn't matter at this point, but was there mold?

The mere thought of coming to RI will do that to people.