The standard "If Michael Bay Directed X" slideshow includes at least 10 GIFs. This is fail.

You haven't been proven wrong enough? You need to go into the Onion's comment section to stir up drama?

Good to see Hootie and the Blowfish still have their magic.

Oh, you read the article, did you?

You should get your keyboard checked out. It seems you have a few letters that aren't working.

DogBlog. I'm in. John Ritter's signed up to be the dog's owner. Wait, no, he's dead. In that case, we'll get Hurley from Lost. The dog will be entirely CGI and we'll crowdsource the writing, mainly by pulling content from that cheezburger site. Maybe we can get Charlie Sheen to do his voice? Come to think of it, maybe…