eddiebrannan
Eddie Brannan
eddiebrannan

So it’s all good then?

You are the best and funniest writer on the internet.

I think I may own a pair of those socks. They’re thick and gray and made out of wool. They’re STUPID warm. If I was in the midwest right now I’d probably be wearing them. Man, I love those socks when it’s cold. Cozy!

And I don’t really like turn signals. I mean they’re ok…

No you

I like turn signals more than I like people who think liking turn signals and disliking racists are mutually exclusive.

Fine! If his husband reads this he should punch him in the face.

Check out the “Golden Mile” of historical art deco industrial buildings on the outskirts of west London—it’s a must-see. I grew up around those parts, and those structures were along the route to my dad’s place of work. Absolutely exceptional.

David Tracy’s contribution would be two-day-old gas station sandwiches with oil fingerprints and metal shavings and fungus that he’d still eulogize as cutely-quirky and no-one would care (hello mass left-swipe).

Gotta say, young Brad hands out the COTDs based on pure bone and muscle. I’m not mad.

“This shit be burnin’ out”

Without clicking the link this COTD post is completely incomprehensible.

Roadster doesn’t need to be capitalized in body copy, any more than sedan, wagon, or coupe does.

Thankfully, Henry Ford is dead.

Fuck off. Your world is no more. 

The only instance in which case this is an acceptable comment is if it was in response to “why on earth does she not make bacon cheeseburgers?”

He dead.

It should only be unacceptable due to the lapse in punctuation.

Actually of course you aren’t.

I’m by no means on GenS’s side in this—I’m adamantly not—but I find something in your remarks extremely problematic.