I’ve been avoiding spoilers for the game, but the more and more I keep reading about the game, the more and more cautious I become. It’s the first game in a long time I bought off steam before release, but i’m starting to feel that I should have waited.

He’s a black belt in Hulk Smash.

You bastard. I’M STARVING.

And all I could think of was the Curse of the Black Spot episode of Doctor Who. :\

I am noping this article so hard, as I’m literally eating a fried chicken sandwich on a donut bun for lunch.

*Reads article*

I think there are a great many things Pokemon related we’d have killed for growing up. Sadly they handed shit over to Hasbro the king of letting down children since well long before I was born. So all we got was hard plastic garbage in most areas or toys made for 4 year old kids. You could kill people with these toys…

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You might already know all about the SPECIAL system in Fallout, but you should give this Fallout 4 short about the strength stat a watch anyway: it’s cute and funny!

They came from an hour away with a thirst for loafage,

I would do anything for meatloaf, but I won’t do that.

Wut.

Jezebel is that way ——->

You’re my hero.

It bothers me that Fallout 3 seems to be the ‘bandwagon’ game when it was just exactly what you said. It’s just like with Demon Souls and Dark Souls. No respect to the one who taught you how to breath.

I recently played Fallout 3 again, vomited and booted New Vegas to clear my throat.

I got that damn Master Ball from that bitch Felicity at Jubilife TV.