Why the hell do girls always go to the bathroom together?

AKA- Pinkeye Challenge

Something, something, teen trends getting shittier.

I don’t even own a Netflix...

Hey, Cam, remember how you feel when people ask if a black QB can learn the intricacies of an NFL offense?

It’s safe to say that she is attractive and smart. Being attractive does not make her any smarter but being smart makes her more attractive.

This is an argument for OTL to be a bigger part of ESPN, not out in the margins. But I guess ESPN decided to punt longform features when they got rid of everyone back in April to clear out room for Woj and his “scoops.”

(I’m still bitter about the death of the True Hoop Network)

These massacres don’t fit into the mass shooting category as you defined at the beginning of the article. These massacres had very definite targets. The “mass shootings” we’re talking about don’t have clearly defined targets and purposes.

I still see at least one large gap in this new policy.

No, it’s a slurve - a slider’s break is caused by snapping the wrist at release which causes a late tight break and an elbow that doesn’t last very long. This break is long and continuous and looks like a slider because of the arm angle which cause it to break from about 2-8 on the clock.

Slurve

Worth noting that this exchange resulted in a minor for both Crosby and Subban. That’s a god damn ref’s legs right behind them.

Now I want pizza. Thanks Alan.

It’s fantastic that both teams decrease wins with this trade.

Some say Flan is the Bill Walton of baseball. That he cares for nothing but peace, love, and understanding through his acoustic guitar songs that eloquently describe the surf in Waimea Bay. But a fool is one who forgets he is the only person who could motivate Pablo Sandoval to score from 2nd on a hard hit grounder to…

C’mon Barry, these uniforms will be lauded by bed wetters everywhere.

Their fans must be crushed

Just in case anyone thinks I don’t have The Ethics: