[gets out of limo]

Your argument implies this kind of fan violence would be acceptable/understandable if it occurred at clubs you’ve heard of before.

Kid shoulda seen it coming with Coach Riggle here when he told him it was time to ride the lightning...

I think both Williams and Lukaku were being dildos; the former for MULTIPLE instances of openly yelling at his striker (I was only passively watching this game; I need to at least pretend I’m ‘working’ when at work, but even I saw it happen more than once on the live feed), and the latter definitely lacks the subtler…

Roger struggled on serve a little in the fourth but by the end of the fourth and all of the fifth every Nadal service game he took him to break point at least once. It’s a testament to Nadal’s tenacity that he kept it so close, but Federer was unquestionably the better player today. A few mental lapses while he was on…

Sure, but in golf you only have to be in the lead at the end. In tennis you have to bring your A game every match to ensure you keep advancing. Imagine having to win every round in golf.

Bullshit. Macklemore isn’t famous because he’s white, Macklemore is famous because his producer (Ryan Lewis) is fantastic. I don’t care who you are, if you can’t shake your ass to Thrift Shop, Ceiling Can’t Hold Us, etc. then you might as well be dead.

...become a good rapper who makes good songs, or get out of the way to make space for someone who will.

Is Blake Griffin going to box Chandler Parsons out of the driveway?

Is this a thing we’re doing? Spying on someone else’s personal habits and their use of their own personal devices and making fun of them? The tipster probably fancies himself as being “the greatest thing since sliced bread” for this magnificently insightful, intelligent and relevant post, but I fancy him to be nothing…

Far from it. It was decidedly classless.

I dislike Mariotti as much as the next guy, but this was a nothing post.

After reading so much bad journalism and shit reporting; Diana, this is the best piece of journalism I have read in a while. Good on you!

I'd hate to see how long he'd be out for macrofracture surgery.

It's a thought exercise for kicks and giggles; I'll allow it.

How sad that he was injured while celebrating the systematic torture and murder of animals for sport. The bulls are running toward the ring where they will be they will be held and abused for a few days before being brought out to "fight." During this time, they are starved, have their genitals pierced by a needle,…

He's an asshole. I'm so happy when one of these idiots gets "the horn" from a bull either from this stupid activity or in the bull ring. Serves them right for participating in a barbaric ritual. So I sincerely hope that the next time he does this, the bull spears him in the fucking throat.

But DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT A FALLACY?

Tom, you seem like a nice enough guy, but it's pretty obvious that you and I have much different definitions of the word "stupid."

Responses like this are what is driving me away from Deadspin. I mean I understand the need to be cool and edgy and not follow the old paradigm of respecting your customers, but do they have to be so damn defensive about everything? Some of the Deadspin writers/bloggers have embarrassingly thin skin, especially Tom…