Maybe you should wear looser pants.

It's a real shame about that last tablet, commandment 12 was "Thou shalt not whine about Sharia law when you live in fucking America."

I think you're talking about the first one, where Vin Diesel's car crashes while he and Paul Walker are racing. That was back when real things like car crashes in traffic happened in the series. Now Vin Diesel wouldn't crash his car if he gunned it out the hanger bay of the space station.

Maybe halfway between a good visual style and cheap Frozen porn.

Fuckin' Whole Foods customer over here. Some of us can't afford echidna mayo.

It's ok, we'll be getting polar bears soon enough.

I don't think Goop sells the product you think they do.

I don't really know what that means or what the availability of porn has to do with anything, but I don't think there are a lot of 'sex scenes' in PG-13 movies that are more salacious than they used to be. Sure, no one was leering with the camera quite like Micheal Bay, but his excessiveness is less mature not more,…

The social shift has gone away from an acceptance of nudity and light bad language though. Before the 90's a pair of boobs and a few bullshits wouldn't get you an R rating.

I don't really know whats available in Colorado but as far as edibles go I like the drinks, particularly the soda. They seem to kick in more quickly than food, which makes it easier to judge dosage. I always smoke all the time so edibles don't do a lot for me, but I used to try all kinds before they got rid of medical…

I'm proud I don't get laid because of my lack of looks, charm, money, intelligence or charisma, and not my lack of Quaaludes, thank you very much.

And Obama, who was able to provide a transcript of an interview in the oval office to a reporter who's recorder had died mid interview.

The weird part is to get covfefe on an iPhone you have to type it then hit the left most autocorrect option to confirm you don't want it changed. If he just hit send it would have changed it to something.

Yeah but how many Spider-men/Spider-women are there? If they can stop rebooting for a while and actually get a franchise going they could do more.

Honestly, Spider-man and Batman could both just about support their own sub-universes. Not many other characters who could, but they have villains galore and a bunch of supporting characters. There were like 5 Spider-man comics running concurrently at his peak.

If you give Jungleland the Hobbit treatment I'll go to see all of them in 48 fps.

I don't like to start a TV show until I find out if the first season is gonna get canceled, and I won't go to a movie in theaters unless I'm confident I will be returning every year to see the next one they churn out.

Well, if you're not gonna die before you get old, doing that after you get old is pretty good.

I mean I don't know if the Rodney King riots count since the Left got so fucked up in the 90's that they didn't really care.

It mostly went out of fashion in the 80's when the old radical left disappeared and the new radical left that emerged in the new millennium thankfully hasn't had a lot of violent rhetoric, but it seems dishonest to act like the left is somehow above that. We're not.