If Jeff Session prosecutes somebody for laughing at him, I should be on death row.

“Just kill me”

You are a grown man.

Someone cross-post this to Jezebel where they seem to believe that women never, ever, ever do this.

I will. Don’t spit fire and act like an ass if you can’t fucking take it.

For real though you should change your password back. I just love maining Hanzo way too much.

I’m pretty sure my account was sold on one of these sites, but I have two step authentication, so I got about 30 codes sent to my phone in a couple minutes, then the guy tried to change my password. Not sure why he thought that would work since it goes to my email account...which also has two step authentication.

Live in Texas.

And Soup.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

I was thinking something like JavaScript would be a good choice since you can use it for front end and back end development.

This headline is so misleading and it’s so, so shameful of you to frame the situation like this. The GIF caused him a seizure. He’s epileptic. Yes, that is assault when you do something with the intent of hurting someone else, whether it’s just a GIF. That troll put him in danger knowingly. Epileptic seizures are…

A robot is played by a white person. How can anyone possibly enjoy it knowing that Calculon is currently out of work?

ISIS?

Sorry Toyota, Ford did a much better job indulging my member berries fix...

That is all.

Anyone who is complaining that a poorly shaped Pizza Hut pizza “ruined” their Valentine’s Day has an extremely different values system than I do.

Anyone that lives in a decent size city and orders Papa John’s, Domino’s, etc. over independent joints deserve what they get. Most cities have a decent pizza place, no one should ever have to subject themselves to this shit...