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American League managers have already filed a petition against this as it would mean they'd actually have to pay attention to the game.

We've all been there.

cock-blocktopus made me snort tea out of my nose

Example of "homosexual act" under Russian law: Holding hands. Kissing in public.

Yeah, you've NAILED this one...

TOMS Midnight Riot Canvas Paseos

Ugh. Just awful. Come on, people. Do you have any consideration for your fellow man? For crying out loud, it's 2013. Why are you still recording vertical screen videos?

You can't trust the system.

Lana! Lana! LANAAAA!

"I reported back in May that Watch Dogs hacker protagonist Aiden Pearce can knock people's cellphones from their hands. Yesterday, I did it. It's great."

I've been credentialed, but there's no sense in me pretending I'm a beat writer. I'm pretty useless if I'm not writing from the perspective of a fan, which means the press box is a weird place for me. I was at a game earlier this year, and I had to remind myself not to cheer or clap ever five minutes. It was odd. The…

This is how super villains are created.

Hank is THE best. A lovable curmudgeon, spot-on with insight and a great writer. He's the only reason I signed up for the Chronicle's paid content. And if you haven't seen the (admittedly photo-shopped) picture of him spooning Baggarly... Ask Carmen Kiew - you can't un-see it but it's so worth it...

Baggs (best)