I 100% support this idea.

Also the entire court will be replaced with that gigantic Microsoft Surface tabletop computer thing that was totally the future of computers a few years ago.

What is it about that third beer that turns everyone into an attorney specializing in Constitutional law?

That show is too goddamn real is what it is.

The dog is not nameless. The dog's name is Walt.

I was gonna be all "wow he didn't throw any strikeouts out of the stretch."

And then I remembered oh yeah no one on base because it was a no hitter because I'm a professional sports watcher fan person.

I mean you ARE using the holes for ventilation... Ventilating the bear that is.

Hi Lindsey.

This guy gets it.

So petty. So true.

Schulman is my all time favorite. Perfect mix of crusty old school beat writer and new school tweeting.

I can't believe no one has mentioned the greatest fight scene of all time: Way of the Gun.