308 begs to differ.

The principles of the four stroke internal hambustion engine are rather simple:

Came for the ham. Got some Bertone. Good internets tonight.

This thing is going to blow more trannies than a chruch trip to Thailand.

I slide off of leather seats, (forward - so my back gets messed up,) but other than that they are super nice... I need a little velcro or something.

Nah, it’s not that ridiculous looking. Between the wheels, it’s indistinguishable from a 2016 Camry. Ignore the front for a moment, and what you’ve got here is a 2016 Camry with fancy wheels that got rearended.

I love how Porsche can take a timeless design like the waffle, massage, tweak, and enhance it without going away from what the waffle used to be. You can really see the nod the the traditional line of the waffle while making it sleek yet masculine without ruining the effectiveness it has on balancing out breakfast.…

It would have been great if they had called out the owner in the press release. “Gary, bring back your X3. It might catch on fire. Our bad, dude.”

However, VW engineering manager Hans Arschloch told Austria’s Motorung that cheat mode was an accidental—if fortuitous—discovery made while testing out the TDI’s twin-clutch (DSG) front-wheel-drive system. Arschloch explained:

Monsieur, I am Jacques ... I’ve been sent by the Captain to collect you. I suggest you pack tropical clothing and a weapon of your choice, otherwise a machine-pistol will be provided. Please take this pill, it will protect against the mal-de-sud disease. Arrete! time is dear!

Still only the second most dangerous crowbar :P

Oh, and deafening them as well — Pluto flying overhead would have been about 150 decibels. To compare, a Saturn V moon rocket at full thrust is 200 decibels. So there's that.