I’m studying for the bar exam now (five years after law school - long story) and property is making me want to burn Blackacre to the ground, but civ pro is legitimately the WORST. I refuse to ever do appellate work unless i can get a job with the ACLU. I might reconsider for them.

How the fuck did this guy get a job at Berkeley?

We need to stop playing into the GOP narrative that we want free birth control. Under the ACA, we get birth control covered at 100% by our insurance, but we pay for the insurance. It’s not a handout. It’s simply requiring insurance to provide a benefit that the overwhelming majority of women need.

Cut them some slack. Their Director of Ethics died in the Bowling Green Massacre and they’re still too distraught to find a replacement.

They’ve been bringing a hairbrush to a gunfight. They’re finally bringing knives.

QUICK EVERYONE START MEMORIZING THE BOOKS BEFORE THEY ARE ALL BURNED

Yeah, that’ll make the first-time marchers feel great. Can we stop picking at people who gave enough of a shit to come out and march in January, and then tell them it isn’t good enough? I think all women need to be respectful of the new-to-protest women who are now galvanized. Coming together on commonalities and…

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

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...Dolan responded that he hadn’t seen hate from anyone on the pro-Trump side

Thank you for everything, Carrie. For your bravery and charm and your refusal to shut up or give up. For lifting the veil off mental illness. For refusing to be ashamed. And most of all for showing my daughter that being a princess isn’t just about finding a prince. You will be so missed.

I’ve been saying happy holidays forever, because it covers the entire spectrum of holidays, including New Years. People need to get the fuck over themselves.

You cut all of the funding for places that provide discounted and free contraception. Now I’m pregnant. What am I going to do?