Came here for this. Was not disappointed.

Uh... Excuse me. I was told that there would be 14 year-olds here.

I think sometimes older siblings have really strong opinions about how you should live your life, and it can frustrate them to no end when you’re unbothered by the things that they’re uptight about. Your older brother probably believes really strongly in a more traditional suburban life with the full time job and…

I want to play! I stopped by the mall to use the bathroom (the only reason to ever be in a mall). Walked by the Aerosoles store on my way out & spied the cutest pair of silver mary jane flats. They only had one pair in my size & marked them down $10 for a small blemish. Paid maybe $25. So fucking comfy & cheap & I got…

I mean I’m all for frivolity, whatever... but this is a ministry for her? Helping girls pick out whether they should wear the white pearls or the off-white pearls? Damn. 

She charges $1,500 for her most popular package, which includes 40 hours of text, chat, and skype, as well as workbooks and handouts, but of course, it’s not about the money.

—any posts that are overtly political or otherwise inappropriate are deleted, just in case.

Finally. This company has been horrible to the ozone layer.

Had a morning meeting in NYC. Rushing down the streets, I stepped in what I know was vomit. As this meeting involved me setting up my computer, crawling on the floor under the table plugging in various cables, the thought of doing that with vomit-encrusted shoes was sickening to this germaphobe. On my way to the…

Kind of like female genital mutilation:

I...don’t think it padded your resume as much as you think it did.

your cute little cowboy boots

God, that image is like an assembly line for future trophy wives.

Cue 500 commenters coming here to tell you that greek life isn’t like that at all and charity and friends for the rest of your life and professional opportunities.

Can those tech bros who came up with Bodega work on putting these people out of a job instead of the nice folks at the corner store?

Next up: the new field of sorority rush consultant consultants, to help you get the “right” sorority rush consultant.

So much uniqueness, diversity, and excellence. I can totally see why someone would shell out that kind of money for a shot to join...

It’s interesting, because if you read Dante’s description of what entering hell is like, it’s that video. Those are the screaming souls that greet you.

It’s never too early to start stop being yourself!

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