Bingo.

We are so not worthy of this man. He has been thru so much and yet keeps fighting for an ideal that others abuse and take for granted.

He’s one of my heroes. I keep him in mind a lot these days - if he can keep fighting, I can keep fighting. He must be so tired.

I have mostly blocked out the first three weeks of my kiddo’s life from my memory. It wasn’t hard, as it was a sleep-deprived marathon of nightmarish breast feeding and oozy c-section bandages. If it wasn’t for my mother in law and my husband, I don’t think either of us would’ve made it.

A close guy friend of mine explained to me that men are usually the last to know that their relationships are ending. Men in relationships tend to tune out their partners because guys figure women complain about everything anyway and most of that unhappiness gets worked out. So by the time the relationship is done,…

I would be burying my sister in the backyard if she said that to me.

My sister was too, she was 21. And she loooooooooooooved to lord that over me, especially since I was a bit chunky and she loved saying that I was the one who looked like she’d had a baby.

Yes, Midweek Madness! It was great. It was even fun when they had stories of hunting down various magazines. I don’t understand why they can’t do both? MM was a hilarious roundup and the photos were funny as hell. The interviews can be completely separate if they are warranted. BRING BACK MIDWEEK MADNESS :)

It’s not meant to be.

Hey, a lot of us get distracted by shiny things.

Also, aren’t they required to pay taxes on the “gift” bags? I know a lot of people receiving them can afford it, but I’m sorry, don’t give me stuff I’m not going to use if I’m going to have to pay taxes for it.

Doesn’t Seacrest have like, 50 other jobs? Curious if this will play out like Billy Bush

The flacks said they would instead direct their clients to Seacrest’s co-host, Giuliana Rancic, or skip E! altogether.

Prediction: Lotta Who’s are going to see this as a prime opportunity to get some Red Carpet spotlight now that all the Them’s won’t talk to him.

And of course, Orrin Hatch came storming to Porter’s defense. Hey Orrin — DIE already.

Especially fun to click through to that Intercept article and see how Willoughby sought help from Mormon clergy only to be told:

I promise you this guy definitely has at least one account of sexual harassment on his record that Hatch fucking knew about and discounted.

This kills me. John Kelly, Orrin Hatch, Sarah Huckabee... all of these idiots think that there’s NO WAY their coworker could be abusive to his spouses because he’s always been nice at work.

Kelly described him as “a man of true integrity and honor.”

And I’m sure his then-wife filed a police report and restraining order in 2010 as a political move to discredit Trump because she has a crystal ball and knew Trump would be president.