I have an idea. Take the time to type your message correctly. Proofread it before you send it. It takes a little longer, but what else do you have going on? You aren't driving, are you?

Right now, I am using Dollar Shave Club's cheapest razor. I've been using them for about three months, and I'm not displeased with them. But I am going to switch back to my safety razor. I like the way the straight razor feels in my hand, and I think it shaves a little closer. But if you are thinking about joining…

I ran my first mission of season 2, and I love it. One thing though. You have to have 3G/Cellular data activated for the zombie chases to work correctly. This was true in the first season, too. I learned that the hard way. I had mine turned off to minimize usage until I can upgrade my plan. Chomp, chomp.

The background is one of the first pictures sent from Mars by Opportunity. Everything else, I think, is self-explanatory. I could probably organize it better.

Generally, I let it go. I have so many etiquette hang-ups that it's usually in my best interest to keep quiet. The bar in my head for how people should behave is set pretty high. For my part, I try to set an example. I chew with my mouth closed, arrive on time, and always ask permission before using a device or…

I'm getting a lot of 503 errors. Anyone else? Or is my connection just wonky.

ZOMG It works

How long does the OCR process take? Seconds? Minutes? Days?

1) Guys who bring their phone conversations into the bathroom. Seriously, nobody wants to hear all the horrible things that go on in a men's room.

Grammar always counts. I punctuate, and I edit. But as a previous writer commented, that's what you do if you want to be taken seriously. I'm one of those old fogies who see "brb 5 min lol" and imagine the person on the other end has had a head injury. I'm also prejudiced against gum-chewers, so what do I know?

As usual, Barney makes perfect sense.

Kinda slow right now. It takes 30+ seconds to change screens, which makes me depressed.

Came here to complain about the puny amount of vodka, but it seems that's been sorted. Back to saving the world.

I used to do "Thanks, Ed," but since brevity is the soul of wit, I've reduced that to either "Ed" or nothing. It should be self-evident from whom my email came.

Absolutely not. Not even if the mashed potatoes had a wifi connection. No, no, no, no.

Is this really a problem? I've never had the problem of *too many* mashed potatoes. It's like, oh dear, I have too much money. Or jeez, look, there's too much beer in the fridge. What will we ever do?

This feature didn't work well with "starred" messages, so I reverted to my multiple inbox setup. This wasn't worth redoing my workflow over.

I'm behind the whisper campaign for Kang the Conqueror. Can you imagine someone like Brian Blessed belting out "AM I NOT KANG?"

I don't send out into the ether anything I wouldn't want my elder family members or bosses to see. I will keep my dark broodings and treasonous opinions between my ears until I hit the lottery and kiss wage slavery goodbye forever.

My WRT54G is a workhorse and has been faithful, fast enough, reliable, and secure for several years now. I completely agree with the DVD/BluRay analogy. I recognize the benefits of 802.11n, but those benefits don't justify the expense to me.