Can’t find his name in the phone book.

Typical Tebow. Called an audible and ran.

Tebow bemoans the fact that “rumors” travel so fast

Another poor play call, another bad read, and another incompletion.

I’ll be the one in the dressy kaftan. Really hoping Burke doesn’t show up in the same thing, that would be so embarrassing.

I just assumed all the commenters attending were out looking for matching Drew polos.

Lately I’ve been experimenting with turning my baseball cap around so that the brim is behind me. It seems counter-productive, sure, but I feel it projects a signal that I’m ready to party and would be open to the company of hot babes.

... I guess the best answer is a gallic shrug.

He was alone up there without teammates. He was with porte and mollema when porte crashed into the motorbike. By the time another sky rider rode up, froome was on a new bike.

“Peter Stetina said he saw a French police officer punching fans out to keep them off the road and that it still didn’t work.”

Hey guys, guys, guys... remember when the Browns paid six figures to a data firm to tell them who they should draft at QB? And then the firm said Tedy Bridgewater? And then they ignored that and drafted Manziel instead? I know we’re talking about hockey here, but I never miss an opportunity to bring this up.

If a taek drops on the FS1 and no one is tuned in to hear it, does it still really matter?

Jesus wasn’t hung. Everyone knows he was crucified.

The comparisons run deeper than that. Not many people know this but after his rebirth on Easter Jesus absolutely plowed through at least a dozen models on his agent’s yacht.

Actually, they’ve ruined plenty of white players too. Statistics show that more white players have busted out of Cleveland. All Careers Matter

The Browns and the police do have one thing in common: A complete disregard for the lives of young black men.

As for Crowell admitting he was wrong and acted out of rage — Loomis says, “You’re a grown ass man, and you claim you were too emotional to know it was wrong? Think we’ll accept your apology? Kiss my ass.”

He successfully pissed off two countries.

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

These Tenors, who do they think they are? There are other vocal ranges, you know? Like, how about making sure they get their time in the limelight as well! #allvocalrangesmatter