To be fair to Warren Buffet, he kinda made an effort to fit in. The other two... goddammit people.

He was born there and proudly flaunts his dual citizenship

Thanks, Warney.

Apparently it draws the biggest tv audience.

For a little extra context... this interview took place after a State of Origin rugby league game, which is the biggest annual sporting event in Australia.

Ok, cool. Put them both there.

Draymond Green is the only person you need on this list. I mean, really, kicking a fellow man in the nads is the lowest, traitorous behavior. Does it need to be emphasized, “how would you like it if someone did that to you?”

He’s really tempting fate with that zero.

theres nothing funny about these posts. No dick jokes, no dongering, no clever puns, nothing at all.

i don't think anyone cares.

If anything, this is the Benjamin Button of journalistic endeavor.

I really didn’t need to be told they are still better than .500. Way to spoil a perfectly enjoyable news story, guys.

It’s obvious what happened.

The only perspective I can see is this...

Technically, he wasn’t walking on the field. He bravely reached for a foul ball, over-balanced, and put a leg down to stop his whole body from entering the field of play. Hampered however by a lack of athletic prowess, his other leg followed his body, unintentionally, onto the field; that’s just physics, man. But in a…

I think from both fans’ reactions, we can agree the beer was half-full, not half-empty.

It was a terrible place to crash in terms of the amount of time he was going to lose. Nibali is as good a descender as any, so even in the most favorable outcome (no bike damage, teammates nearby), he was screwed.

It wasn’t a mechanical, it was entirely self-inflicted, so I don’t think many will complain about the attack.

Fractured collarbone, but otherwise, he’s apparently ok.

Chaves’ story is remarkable. He’ll be a very popular winner, and plenty of folks will be delighted for Orica too.