Footnote. The homer was found at the urinal because it only went for a 1.

Common economists’ argument: A shitty job in shitty conditions is better than no job at all.

The Music City MiracleGro

This is what I came to see.

That’s the idea. When Deadspin meets Trump on Twitter, awesome happens.

And miss out on the play-offs by a single game?

I hope to see at least 68 more posts like this.

Lame, @Deadspin. Building higher walls has no bad consequences. Fact!

The definitive take on ze headbutt.

He was also sent off in the 1998 World Cup, again for garbage behavior.

It’s not on WADA to “hold her responsible”. The ITF administers doping controls in tennis, they are faced with the unenviable decision of what now to do with this case.

If she wants to sue anyone, she should start with whoever advised her to admit she continued to take meldonium after the ban went into effect.

never forget that the people banning the substances and determining the testing protocols are self-promoting hucksters and moralizing cranks

Those marbles are the best, they belong on ESPN 8: The Ocho

Gnarly perhaps, but his fingers are all still longer than Trump’s.

As pointed out once by John Oliver...

It’s all conjecture for now, but I reckon he’s got the skills to do well in the league... but no idea how he’ll get a second chance, at least not unless someone can be persuaded he’s getting a handle on his apparent alcoholism.

I’m only addressing if Johnny is a bad quarterback. No argument there were a ton of other reasons why the Browns cut him loose.

“Dollar figures are misconstrued”

The Browns cut Manziel in March in order to get away from him, and also because he was bad.