Never mind Norv, far too little has been written about Dan Quinn halving his win probability - and then failing to stop Blaine freaking Gabbert from running down the clock in the exactly the manner you advocate.

Maybe a little more context. His attitude, like so many guys (admit it people, we’ve all been there at some point), was “How hard can this really be?”.

If there was free beer at the end of the session, that’s not being dumb, that’s going the extra mile. I salute your, sir.

Yup. This would be a very good Adequate Man experiment.

That’s the impression I get too. It’s run entirely by women, designed very much with women’s fitness mind. (which is all perfectly good!)

This could just be Leslie trying to get Kyle or Samer to go to Bar with her.

My wife does Barre, or Bar, or whatever they call it. (Pure Barre is apparently a whole new level of intensity, I’ll take your word for it)

I’m intrigued... What’s the French equivalent for “bro”?

These guys:

Forgive the intern. He was told to have on the cover a picture of a full stadium.

Moral of the story: When Sepp Blatter leaks, he leaves a heckuva mess.

To be honest, "I doped because Putin's people wanted me to" seems like a pretty reasonable defense.

5-10 years ago, when they were regular CL contenders, you could argue it was a top job... but not any more. Several EPL sides have since caught up, and the true Big Clubs of Europe are at a different level.

Mourinho is Chelski's most successful manager ever, fans love him, hence his long leash.

This might be the worst soccer paragraph ever written:

Right now, this is what the world looks like to Samer.

This might be the most infuriating thing about these incidents. I’d really like to know what consequences there are for lying like this - it’s one thing for a police officer to make a mistake in the heat of the moment, responding to a potential crime, but it’s a whole other matter giving this blatantly false…

“the five officers testified that he had charged them”

It looks like they went balls-deep into baseball and then threw the other three sports each a bone.

This point cannot be made often enough.