Let us all worship at alter of St Jay, in the Church of Immaculate Indifference.

This might also be a pretty simple, “seriously, dude, let’s see a succession plan. Like, who will be around to take our calls next year and the year after. Because let’s face it, a fuckton of FIFA officials are going to jail.”

It’s ok, he coaches the Farty-niners. Just don’t have him join the Browns.

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Steve Smith always owns you in the end. Always.

I’m more of a fan of those shows where a guy, often with a German accent, arrives to do some building stuff, and the lady of the house lets him and he ends up getting his tool out to do some banging.

Is this the WYTS Farm League?

I just need to know one thing. Are we just one step away from Ballghazi reaching the Supreme Court?

Oh deary me. Do you gooners need to add New Backup Goalkeeper to Arsene’s list of ideas-from-fans-to-ignore?

- “Alex Smith found Jeremy Maclin on a slant into the endzone.”

+1 Stars up, don't shoot.

My money’s on Ed Hochuli, trial attorney, being acquitted here.

- “Manchester City, who came into the game not just as league leaders but practically league winners-elect, 4-1 at home.”

I thought the thing with Manning - what makes him The Greatest Ever* - is that you ran him out of the field with 10 other guys, and let him read the defense and then call the play he wanted from the line of scrimmage. An extra coach on the field or something.

Not quite a dare, but I accepted a challenge of sorts to look up goatse.

My bad. But I'll never forget the name now.

Never heard of the band, but it's already top of the spoonerism charts.

With the VW diesel scandal, I make that two pretty serious strikes against Germany for lying about noxious emissions. Is this a pattern to be concerned about, or should we be grateful that this latest episode is (as far as we know) much less deadly than the last one 70 years ago?

- “You can listen to the first track “Wake Up! Go! Go! Forward!” channel heavy Explosions In The Sky vibes, complete with sick electric guitar riffs”

- “He’s facing suspicion of “criminal mismanagement” and “misappropriation.”