If Jezebel ever decides to print a book of all the submitted scary stories from the past few years, I would not be able to throw my money at it fast enough!

For the record, if Jezebel decided to compile all these stories from the comments from the past few years and print it into a book, I would buy the shit out of that book.

I have two ghost stories that have been relayed to me from relatives since I was very young:

I had both of my parents walk me down the aisle at my wedding, I wore a black dress, and just before we walked down the aisle I told my parents that I was so nervous I was "sweating like a whore in church". They both burst out laughing.