Shit just got real.

Black Ernest Borgnine is awesome.

I'm a California native. Every once in a while I kick around the idea of moving back, but I just can't deal with the fact that I couldn't legally register any of my cars there. There are lots of pros, sure - but for now they are spoiled by the ridiculous legislation.

Not content to just break it off and let it sink into the ocean, California was disintegrated and transported to the farthest possible distance from the rest of the USA in a bold plan designed to restore sanity to an increasingly celebrity-centric nation.

Eh, for me it's the other way around. Sheen may be a self-aggrandizing blowhard who lashes out with personal attacks on those around him, but at least his type of crazy isn't repackaged as "swagger" and force-fed down the throats of anyone who will listen.

Wolverine is way too tall and proportioned hilariously. Someone messed up when they copied him to this image.

Well take solace in the fact that there are several "green" uses for empty bottles. I chop the tops off and use them for funnels in the garage. The bottoms are great for holding hardware.

Or, that could buy any ONE outfit worn by some of the women who attended.

Just to make sure I'm not the type of gullible person who would fall for this kind of obvious computer-rendered trickery, I drank a bunch of Ultra Noni, wore my super good luck medallion and communed with my long-dead grandma before I watched the video in its entirety.

So, does this game take place in 1998 when these character designs would have been relevant? Edgy stereotypical fight the power black woman, icy ethnically ambiguous "good" chick, gravelly voiced antihero who buys his clothes from Journeys... ri-goddamn-diculous.

Probably decided to use his art as a form of release after suffering through growing up with that name.

The Xbox version was supposed to use the avatars to act out the game's prompts but for some reason the only one they could actually perform was, "stand like you're walking your imaginary french poodle on the thinnest jewel-encrusted Prada leash and your jazz dance leotard is riding up your buttcrack something fierce…

Is this a Brad Neeley comic?

Yeah, but they don't have backscatter machines at all of the terminals at this airport and they DO have a metal detector screening before you can even get that far. How did he even make it to a terminal with the screeners with the pistol unless they failed to use the metal detectors at all? Even my example should have…

Big surprise to me. Every time I went through DFW, I have to take off my shoes and extra layers of clothing, pull out my computer or PSP or any other electronic carry on to verify that it worked as it was supposed to and not in any unintended potentially harmful manner, go through layers of metal detection and answer…

Well it's a good thing this is just a trailer then, and is supposed to be comprised mainly of Fuck Yeah moments.

18 May 2011 looks less familiar but is equally correct.

Is this Halle Berry as Jubilee and Michael Duncan Clark as Martian Manhunter in some kind of crossover?

If I had a child who begged me to see this movie, I would beat them with a length of garden hose filled with beebees. I would then go to his school and find the dumb 6-year-old fucker who told him about it and said it was good and beat that kid too. Then I would go to that kid's parents' house and beat them for not…

Your meniscus is showing.